Me, Britney, and Justice

Me - Check out Al Pachino's new haircut.
Britney - Talk about a bad hair day.

Me - He said his dad cut it when he was sleeping. How did he not hear the buzzer?

Britney - Lmfao. I would have heard it and I'm a seriously heavy sleeper, man. He's such a freaking liar.

Me - He probably went back to the acadamey of delinquents during spring break.

Britney - lol gotta catch up on not beating up the innocent bystanders of his Mexican gang fights.

Me - lol he probably peed on somebody again and went back for a refresher course. *Keyword - Again*

Britney - haha totally. Dude, I totally just noticed you're left handed. You know the nuns would beat you, right?

Me - WHAT? WHY?

Britney - lol they thought left-handed-ness was like, a sign of the Devil or evil spirits.

Me - Another reason not to be catholic.

Britney - lmao. The masses last FOREVER!

Me - And those confessions are so awkward.

Britney - Ha, yea, I'd be like "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I...got to band with my bf last night." Two minutes later "Oh, crap. Sorry. Damn auto-correct."

Me - Lmfao & it's like a workout! Now you're on your knees, now you're standing up...oh back on my knees ? Okey dokey.

Britney - lmao only ten minutes left and you'll have lost whole pound and the last bit of dignity you had.

Me - hahahah!! I just realized Mummys are just egyptian zombies.

Britney - Omg. you know, I've never thought about that way, but yea! They totally are! Zombies are awesome...haha.

Me - How would you refer to a group of Zombies? A squadron? A flight? A hive?

Britney - a flock? a herd? perhaps a...pride?

Me - A cult? Catholics? an army? Maybe even....Nazis?

Britney - The nazi zombies are on call of duty.

Justice - i <3 Nazi Zombies on xbox.