MARK
It's Shyanne! :D
Yeah so I think imma fail English! D:
I'll tell you why later.
Some stupid little hooligan
switched the caps on the
markers. This is supposed to be
in Red. As you can tell...it's
not.
A.Jay checked out a book
in the library that's like a
1,000 pages long...You know what
it is? A dictionary. Idiot.
When our birthdays get
here we should do something.
Cause we were born on the
SAME DAY. What year
were you born in?
Whoever invented school
must've been retarded.
Well that's all for now :D
Yo BFF,
Shyanne (:
Friday, April 15, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Me, Britney, and Justice
Me - Check out Al Pachino's new haircut.
Britney - Talk about a bad hair day.
Me - He said his dad cut it when he was sleeping. How did he not hear the buzzer?
Britney - Lmfao. I would have heard it and I'm a seriously heavy sleeper, man. He's such a freaking liar.
Me - He probably went back to the acadamey of delinquents during spring break.
Britney - lol gotta catch up on not beating up the innocent bystanders of his Mexican gang fights.
Me - lol he probably peed on somebody again and went back for a refresher course. *Keyword - Again*
Britney - haha totally. Dude, I totally just noticed you're left handed. You know the nuns would beat you, right?
Me - WHAT? WHY?
Britney - lol they thought left-handed-ness was like, a sign of the Devil or evil spirits.
Me - Another reason not to be catholic.
Britney - lmao. The masses last FOREVER!
Me - And those confessions are so awkward.
Britney - Ha, yea, I'd be like "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I...got to band with my bf last night." Two minutes later "Oh, crap. Sorry. Damn auto-correct."
Me - Lmfao & it's like a workout! Now you're on your knees, now you're standing up...oh back on my knees ? Okey dokey.
Britney - lmao only ten minutes left and you'll have lost whole pound and the last bit of dignity you had.
Me - hahahah!! I just realized Mummys are just egyptian zombies.
Britney - Omg. you know, I've never thought about that way, but yea! They totally are! Zombies are awesome...haha.
Me - How would you refer to a group of Zombies? A squadron? A flight? A hive?
Britney - a flock? a herd? perhaps a...pride?
Me - A cult? Catholics? an army? Maybe even....Nazis?
Britney - The nazi zombies are on call of duty.
Justice - i <3 Nazi Zombies on xbox.
Britney - Talk about a bad hair day.
Me - He said his dad cut it when he was sleeping. How did he not hear the buzzer?
Britney - Lmfao. I would have heard it and I'm a seriously heavy sleeper, man. He's such a freaking liar.
Me - He probably went back to the acadamey of delinquents during spring break.
Britney - lol gotta catch up on not beating up the innocent bystanders of his Mexican gang fights.
Me - lol he probably peed on somebody again and went back for a refresher course. *Keyword - Again*
Britney - haha totally. Dude, I totally just noticed you're left handed. You know the nuns would beat you, right?
Me - WHAT? WHY?
Britney - lol they thought left-handed-ness was like, a sign of the Devil or evil spirits.
Me - Another reason not to be catholic.
Britney - lmao. The masses last FOREVER!
Me - And those confessions are so awkward.
Britney - Ha, yea, I'd be like "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I...got to band with my bf last night." Two minutes later "Oh, crap. Sorry. Damn auto-correct."
Me - Lmfao & it's like a workout! Now you're on your knees, now you're standing up...oh back on my knees ? Okey dokey.
Britney - lmao only ten minutes left and you'll have lost whole pound and the last bit of dignity you had.
Me - hahahah!! I just realized Mummys are just egyptian zombies.
Britney - Omg. you know, I've never thought about that way, but yea! They totally are! Zombies are awesome...haha.
Me - How would you refer to a group of Zombies? A squadron? A flight? A hive?
Britney - a flock? a herd? perhaps a...pride?
Me - A cult? Catholics? an army? Maybe even....Nazis?
Britney - The nazi zombies are on call of duty.
Justice - i <3 Nazi Zombies on xbox.
From Jordan
Hey, whatcha doin, yo? People are stupid. I swear like I seriously dislike more people then I thought I did. You're a dork but I love you. anyways BIG BUTTS YO! haha you be amazin! - love ya! Jordan (;
Love (Creepy) Britney
Marcus,
The Marvelous.
WTF is with Chase Bader's nose?
It's the size of Alaska.
Which is, apparently, rather large.
Fml. My hand writing sucks.
Bah. I hate chemical equations.
But how did I ace the paper?
I don't fuckin' know.
Derian, er...Bob should re-organize his backpack.
Jeez.
I thought my binder was bad.
Oh, Fuck.
A pride of zombies is headed this way.
Shiiiit.
Nevermind. Chuck Norris appeared and
scared 'em off.
The town of Azle is safe.
-Yoohoo!-
Anyway.
Mother EFFER!
Bit my tongue.
You know who I hate?
Obama.
But I want him to be successful. XD
Love (Creepy) Britney,
your
best
friend
The Marvelous.
WTF is with Chase Bader's nose?
It's the size of Alaska.
Which is, apparently, rather large.
Fml. My hand writing sucks.
Bah. I hate chemical equations.
But how did I ace the paper?
I don't fuckin' know.
Derian, er...Bob should re-organize his backpack.
Jeez.
I thought my binder was bad.
Oh, Fuck.
A pride of zombies is headed this way.
Shiiiit.
Nevermind. Chuck Norris appeared and
scared 'em off.
The town of Azle is safe.
-Yoohoo!-
Anyway.
Mother EFFER!
Bit my tongue.
You know who I hate?
Obama.
But I want him to be successful. XD
Love (Creepy) Britney,
your
best
friend
First post of the new blog!!
So I get so many hilarious, ridiculous, and stupid notes, that I decided to make whole a seperate blog dedicated to them. These are un-edited and uncensored. Please enjoy! Clearly, I'm an excellent school student.
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