Math Class

ME: Hey, Jordan? What's up?

Jordan: Drawing! What is up with you?

Me: About to fucking murder R.J.

*She crossed out "Fucking"*

Jordan: Ha. Nice.

Me: Ooooooooh, censorship.

Jordan: Yeah! What did you do this weekend?!

Me: I didn't get out of muh P.J.'s & ate my weight in Hot Pockets.